SUV Driver (to: "Paperback Writer", Lennon/McCartney)
SUV Driver (SUV driver) Dear Sir or Madam, I am on my bike -- Exercise and fresh air, which I really like. I am in clear view if you'd only look, Right in front of you, but it's hopeless, you're an SUV driver, SUV driver.
I'd be willing enough to share the road, But you don't understand the traffic code. You pay no attention to what's around, And you're on the phone and distracted, you're an SUV driver, SUV driver.
SUV Driver (SUV driver)
I was almost killed and you didn't see When you made a sharp turn right in front of me. If you ran me down would you even know 'Til the police found the mess on the grille of the SUV driver, SUV driver.
I might mention the fuel you waste In your two-block drive with such awful haste. But my main concern is the threat you pose 'Cause you're driving like Mister Magoo, you're an SUV driver, SUV driver.
"SUV Driver"
SUV Driver (SUV driver)
Dear Sir or Madam, I am on my bike --
Exercise and fresh air, which I really like.
I am in clear view if you'd only look,
Right in front of you, but it's hopeless, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.
I'd be willing enough to share the road,
But you don't understand the traffic code.
You pay no attention to what's around,
And you're on the phone and distracted, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.
SUV Driver (SUV driver)
I was almost killed and you didn't see
When you made a sharp turn right in front of me.
If you ran me down would you even know
'Til the police found the mess on the grille of the SUV driver,
SUV driver.
I might mention the fuel you waste
In your two-block drive with such awful haste.
But my main concern is the threat you pose
'Cause you're driving like Mister Magoo, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.
SUV Driver (SUV driver)
SUV Driver - SUV driver
SUV Driver - SUV driver