I have...

I have an appointment tomorrow morning for a full-spinal MRI.  It's somewhat earlier in the morning than I'd like, but I'll take it.  Apparently there's some benefit to calling the booking office first thing on a Monday morning after they've been closed for four days for a one-day civic holiday.  (I asked the guy doing the booking if the hospital provided earplugs or other hearing protection, and he said "of course!"  When I told him that a friend of mine had had an MRI a few months ago and had not been provided with hearing protection, he was astonished.  I think I'll bring along a pair of earplugs anyway, just in case.)

I have a dishwasher full of water, and a call in to the guy who fixed my refrigerator a few months ago to see if he fixes old Maytag dishwashers.  If you have any recommendations for people to repair old Maytag dishwashers, please let me know.

I have a new bathing suit.  Unlike my old bathing suit, it isn't wearing through, and hasn't faded to a pale aquamarine which matches the colour of the sides and bottom of a swimming pool.  It should, therefore, not produce the (I am told) disconcerting impression that I have simply turned myself invisible from waist to mid-thigh.

I have had too little good sleep, and am feeling it in many ways.