Signage woes

[bunsen_h]

I just had an idiot from SpringMasters ring my doorbell, trying to sell me something.

No, damn it, they can't read.

<*facepalm*>

Comments

[dewline.livejournal.com]

You want a new sign to make the point with greater clarity?

[bunsen-h.livejournal.com]

More clarity than "SPRINGMASTERS -- KEEP OUT"?

I'm open to suggestions.

I really don't want to cover my lawn with big ugly signs. I just want those idiots to drop dead, or to go out of business, or at least to stay off my property. If they can't, or won't, read signs posted on my lawn, or street name signs right by my driveway, what can I do?