Meeting the Buddha
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." Because that guy is not built for walking. Gasp, wheeze, "Please... kill me now."
Somnambuleating
Somnambuleating: consuming food while one is technically asleep.
Unfortunately for some, yes, the calories do "count".
Unfortunately for some, yes, the calories do "count".
Space kindergarten
"If You're Happy And You Know It" may not work well in a future multi-species kindergarten where some of the children may not have hands. Or emotions, for that matter. Or self-awareness.