My brain is weird, again

When I saw this product at the grocery store...



"Made with Fairy Dust and Princess Kisses" ...

... my immediate thought was of the monstrous working conditions.  Slave labour camps for the princesses and fairies, assuming that the fairies aren't incorporated directly into the product.  Princesses in agony from being forced to pucker for hours on end.

Perhaps someone could do a movie about their liberation.