Don't belong on the road

[bunsen_h]

Earlier this afternoon, I was heading westwards along my street (Norice), and was slowing to a stop behind the student driver waiting at the red light to make a left turn onto Woodroffe.  The SUV well behind me honked.  I glanced backward, then returned my attention to the important matter of signaling my turn and coming to a safe stop, centred behind the student driver.

The SUV pulled up close behind me.  Then edged fowards, partly in my lane and just to my right, so the woman could open her window and tell me that I wasn't supposed to ride across the road.  "You're supposed to walk your bike across."

I gave her a "what planet are you from" look.  "I'm a vehicle, and I have as much right to be on the road as you do."

She became more insistent.  "But you aren't supposed to ride across the road.  I'm sure of it.  I don't want you to get in trouble."

A "what colours are the moons around your planet?" look.  "Read your Driver's Handbook.  I'm a vehicle, and I have as much right to be on the road as you or any other vehicle."

"But I don't think..."

Then the light changed, the car ahead went through, and I followed it.  Carefully switched into the bike lane on Woodroffe when I was through the intersection.  I was worried that the idiot was going to pass me on my right and then cut me off, but she stayed behind me through the intersection and stayed in the regular lane.

Good grief -- if she's expecting that cyclists won't ever try to bike across roads, she's going to hit somebody.  Of the two of us, I know which one shouldn't be on the road.  How can people be so ignorant?

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"SUV Driver"

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SUV Driver (to: "Paperback Writer", Lennon/McCartney)

SUV Driver (SUV driver)
Dear Sir or Madam, I am on my bike --
Exercise and fresh air, which I really like.
I am in clear view if you'd only look,
Right in front of you, but it's hopeless, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.

I'd be willing enough to share the road,
But you don't understand the traffic code.
You pay no attention to what's around,
And you're on the phone and distracted, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.

SUV Driver (SUV driver)

I was almost killed and you didn't see
When you made a sharp turn right in front of me.
If you ran me down would you even know
'Til the police found the mess on the grille of the SUV driver,
SUV driver.

I might mention the fuel you waste
In your two-block drive with such awful haste.
But my main concern is the threat you pose
'Cause you're driving like Mister Magoo, you're an SUV driver,
SUV driver.

SUV Driver (SUV driver)

SUV Driver - SUV driver
SUV Driver - SUV driver

Re: "SUV Driver"

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