The Cat

[bunsen_h]

I'm thinking that we should rename Oxana to "Paris".

1. She is blonde, and has been bred for looks, not brains.  Very effectively.
2. She spends most of her time grooming herself.
3. She's very attention-seeking: "Look!  I'm pretty!"
4. She's innately destructive.
5. Many people are allergic to her.
6. Give her a bit of a skritch and she's in a semi-crouch with her butt in the air.

 

Comments

[beable]

I'm not sure I get the blonde bit. Wouldnt Paris have been a dark beauty given the context?

I'd have to go look at some books, but surely Helen was also a dark haired beauty.

[bunsen-h.livejournal.com]

That would be a different Paris, with different Trojans.

[beable]

*hides around the corner while a giant Borg cube sits on Bunsen's front door step going "Knock, Knock! Motherfucker"*

Ambiviolent and other usual suspects: so what's the plan?
Beable: we hide in the Borg cube while Bunsen and mentiresvit let it into the house and then hide until nightfall and steal the cookies because all ur cookies r belong 2 us
Ambi: so we hide in the Borg cube?
Beable: yep .... Oh crap. Ok new plan, we are all Odo.

[dewline.livejournal.com]

That might be sufficient to thwart assimilation.