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"That's a really wild premise," said Dahl.  "What gave you the idea in the first place?"

"Well," said Jenkins, "there were a lot of clues.  But I think that what really made everything crystallize for me was the trip where everyone was singing."

"Singing?" asked Duvall.

"Singing.  We were on a routine trip to ferry a diplomat to a conference, when we got a call diverting us to a research station.  And, like, a minute after the call ended, Captain Abernathy started singing about what he thought might happen there.  Q'eeng and Kerensky joined in, in kind of harmony, and the rest of the people on the bridge did a chorus.  Then they did a little dance, and then everyone settled back into their routine.  None of them seemed to notice it was odd or remember what happened."

They all stared at Jenkins.  Finally, Duvall said, "Singing.  And dancing."

"All through that trip.  Every time something notable happened, whatever senior officers were present sang a song.  They all somehow knew the words and music.  Well, the words, at least.  I'm not sure if they all knew the music.  Abernathy sounded terrible, and Q'eeng was... words fail me.  His people make beautiful music.  He doesn't.  Anyway, we got to the station, we found out that the monsters' birthdays were messed up by the local leap year, there was one last big musical number, and we never had anything like that happen again."

"And you figured from this that the ship and crew were under the supernatural control of something that liked occasional bits of musical theater," Dahl said.

"It had to be something like that, yes," said Jenkins.
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It seems to be the rule, rather than the exception, that when a Bell or Rogers technician does work in my house, they will negligently disconnect something that happens to be in their way.  Today's Bell guy was no exception.  The thing that he disconnected was just an extension cord that, at the time, had nothing plugged into it.  But given that it ran underneath a couple of things, there was no way that he could have been sure of that, nor that it couldn't have been important that I be able to plug something into it without having to search for why it wasn't working.

... Bell or Rogers?  Whichever one you've most recently had to deal with.
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Last night I dreamed of running a game of Toon for my old friend David Q Conibear, dead by his own hand some 31 years ago... which seems like both a long time and a short one.  More than half my life ago; more than Dave's own too-short lifetime ago.

All of the player characters, and the principal antagonist, were cows/bulls.  Which led my dreaming brain to suggest that the game would end with a bos fight.

I wish that I wasn't coming up with bilingual puns in my sleep.

In the dream, Dave got the joke.  The other players didn't.

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One of the sillier tropes of science fiction is the race of beings who "age backwards", who somehow come into existence as elderly and feeble and then become younger and younger.  If they are not literally going backwards in time relative to some other standard — moving backwards, perceiving in reverse, etc. — there are some obvious paradoxes.  The Red Dwarf episode "Backwards" at least had a degree of internal consistency, but the Animated Trek episode "The Counter-Clock Incident" was just silly.  (Alan Dean Foster's novelization of that episode lampshaded some of the problems.)

I had a strange thought: an interstellar empire of such beings.  Their starships' engines are driven by antenatal infants' being yanked back to their mothers to disappear.  Utilizing the power of paradox.
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Modern rendering tools are probably cheap-and-easy enough that amateurs could do a much nicer job on the cartoons of my youth than the originals, simply re-using the original soundtracks.  Rocket Robin Hood, The Mighty Hercules, and so on.  The owners of the Spider-Man and animated Trek series probably shouldn't be provoked.
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I had a weird dream this morning of playing a role-playing game in which all of the player characters were dragons.  Typical adventures involved things like pushing back against human incursions into dragon territory, and fighting antagonist dragons who were trying to muscle in.  Player dragons could have a variety of alignments, skills and abilities, dragon type, and so forth.

See also: Jo Walton's Tooth and Claw.

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I have not been sleeping well, these last few years.  I never feel alert.  Part of the problem is that some weird idea comes up in a dream, and then I get into a not-quite-sleeping state as I try to figure out if it's feasible, try to work out the consequences, and so on.  This isn't always a terrible thing; for example, a couple of days ago I came up with an interesting idea for a hanging chair.  Looking at the idea in a somewhat better level of consciousness, it might be workable, though I don't know how much of a market there would be.

This morning... stuff about Star Trek got me thinking about George Takei and his activism, which wandered into the idea of him in the role of Georges in the musical La Cage Aux Folles.  That would be pretty cool; I'd pay to see that.  But the next thought had my dream-self curled in a ball, squeaking with laughter, unable to breathe.

Shatner as Albin.  In full, campy drag.

Singing.

"I.  Am.  What I am.  I am.  My own.  Special creation..."

Oh well.  At least part of me is having fun.

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There's a bug in Musescore's web interface that I'm seeing quite consistently, which their developers seem not to be able to reproduce. I have several scores on their server which are quite short but which feature many repeats, resulting in a fairly long play duration. That duration is shown at the top left of the score, as displayed in a web browser, and should be 3:19:48.  But every browser I've tried, with a variety of setup options, on two machines at home and on one at my library, shows it as 27:19:48 -- that is, an extra day tacked on.  The pieces are monotonous, but not that monotonous..!

If you wouldn't mind, would you please take a look at: https://musescore.com/user/28554317/scores/9087566, and let me know what duration you see just above the upper left corner of the score?  (At the library, I had to expand the page to "full screen" mode with a button at the top left in order to see the duration display.  I don't know why that was different from my machines at home; it may be a matter of screen resolution.)  It might also be useful to me to know what operating system and browser you used.

Thanks!
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A little earlier, my phone rang. The caller ID showed a toll-free number and "Unknown name". Unfortunately, I don't have the luxury of ignoring such. Several people and organizations have valid reasons to call me without showing ID, and some of those calls are urgent.

The call turned out to be from the Mark Sutcliffe mayoral campaign, "inviting" me to a virtual town hall. When I tried to hang up, his robocaller wouldn't let me go. For several minutes, it tied up my phone line. I was unable to make outbound calls; his system just kept on talking at me. If I'd had an emergency, I wouldn't have been able to call 911.

When I finally was able to place a call, I left a blistering message for his campaign staff on the number he provided.

A few minutes after that, his robocaller called me again. Same schtick.

This isn't mere incompetence. This is literally life-threatening incompetence.

I wasn't sure I was going to get out for the mayoral vote. I don't know enough about the people and their campaigns; I'm just too drained to deal with it. I____ is ill with COVID again.

But this idiot has galvanized me to get out to vote for his main opponent.
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I've been playing with copper compounds for the last few months.  The goal is to work out good methods of plating copper onto stainless steel, so I can make a sturdy electrical connection to it, so I can accomplish a project I've had in mind for a few years.
 
Details of the chemistry and process... )

What I got was this:

Copper/ammonia precipitate 1 Copper/ammonia precipitate 2

This is a thin surface crust on the solution, and I think that it consists of dark-blue copper/ammonia salts, with veins of light-blue copper hydroxide.  The veining appears to be increasing over a period of days.  It shows best if the jar is strongly lit from the side, minimizing highlights and reflections from the dark areas.  This is a temporary state, since the crust is thin and fragile, and the veins should eventually spread to cover the surface as more ammonia evaporates.  All of this is a fortunate accident resulting from my desire to play further with a "failure".
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We're finally back with power and communications after nine days without, thanks to the storm that ripped through here on the 21st.

Now I get to exchange the frustration of being cut off from everything, for the anxiety of dealing with all of the stuff that's now urgently pending.  I.-- continues to be unwell.  We'd like to get her someplace so she can get some convalescent care, after several recent terrible hospital visits, to give me some respite.  The seniors residence that's close to our home, where she's had good care before, has a long waiting list, as does the next-closest residence run by the same company.  The next-nearest places run by other companies have given her terrible care in the past.  We're somewhat hampered by my current inability to drive, which limits my ability to travel for visits and to transport needed items.
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This ad has been popping up in a few places recently.

Save gas... the hard way

Well, it would certainly reduce a car engine's gas consumption. That much is true.

Their intention is that people will click on the thing, and their browser will follow the link to a scam for one of those fake devices that supposedly lets an engine run on less fuel.  But how many people will simply do what the picture shows?
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I noticed that there's an omission from the list of relationships in the song "I'm My Own Grandpa".  The narrator marries a widow, whose "grown-up daughter" then marries his father and thus becomes his mother.  But what of the narrator's original mother?
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Young idiots were disdaining the real courts even back in good Queen Victoria's glorious days.

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Ontario's new "enhanced" COVID vaccination certificates are now downloadable by any resident: https://covid19.ontariohealth.ca/ .

I've found that if it's scaled down to 48%, it can be printed onto a pair of 3"x5" index cards (or both sides of a single card), with the division line lying just below the QR code block. The block is a 29 mm square and seems to be reasonably legible, though I haven't tried to have it scanned yet. The cards fit nicely into a billfold.

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I continue to sleep very poorly. Part of the problem is long-standing, and part is due to ongoing pain from adhesions from my bike accident last summer.  I get enough hours of sleep, but not enough deep sleep.  Even if I add a couple of hours to my sleep time, I'm no better rested.  My sleep study of a decade or so ago showed no indication of sleep apnea, so that probably isn't an issue.

There's a tendency for my sleeping brain to come up with something weird in a dream, and then try to hash out the details. This brings me to a not-quite-asleep state. The night before last, there was an interesting topological concept, a rainbow-coloured three-dimensional analogue of the classic Möbius strip.  Trying to capture it in words alone would be challenging; trying to render the images is a project for a better week.

Last night, there was a card game -- or meta-game -- called "Sorry Fish Poker".  The basic idea was that a number of classic card games, in which play passes from player to player around a circle, would be combined.  With each play hand-off, the game would be changed, in strict order, so the players would know in advance what the rules would be with each step.  For m players there would be n games, where m and n have no common factors.  This would keep things relatively fair, as each person would have to play under each game's rules with equal frequency.  One advantage to the meta-game is that a hand of cards that would be unplayably weak under one game's rules might be quite strong under another one.  Overall, it's a game that might be an interesting challenge for those who find simple games like "Crazy 8s" or "Hearts" too easy.  Playing it would be far beyond me at this point.

And of course sorry and poker wouldn't be good candidates for inclusion in this meta-game.  Fish probably wouldn't either.  This is the kind of thing that ruins my sleep, as I try to analyze things that don't quite make sense.

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When I saw this product at the grocery store...

Unicorn pudding?!

"Made with Fairy Dust and Princess Kisses" ...

... my immediate thought was of the monstrous working conditions.  Slave labour camps for the princesses and fairies, assuming that the fairies aren't incorporated directly into the product.  Princesses in agony from being forced to pucker for hours on end.

Perhaps someone could do a movie about their liberation.

CLOVID

Feb. 24th, 2021 08:20 pm
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This is supposed to be a 3D print of the SARS-CoV-2 virus, from the NIH's National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. When I saw it, I thought that it looked very familiar from 25 or 30 years ago... and should for any SCA member of about my vintage.

Unmodified image of 3D printed version of the SARS-CoV-2 virus

No?

Perhaps if I shift the colours a bit...
Shifting the colours )

Getting there...
More colour shifting... )
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Some folks who do traditional folk music in Ottawa assembled a rendition of "Good King Wenceslas" that I'm reasonably pleased with.

We were given an early version of the video with just a few voices and instruments, and asked to record ourselves performing along with it. I took an old SATB score sheet that I had, transcribed it into MuseScore, transposed it into the proper key, and relearned the tenor part. I'm disappointed by the number of takes it took me to get through it without a serious flub on the lyrics or pitch, but I got there eventually. I'm still not entirely satisfied, but I ran out of time, patience, and voice. I know that this reaction is partly due to being able to hear my part in isolation, and catching every tiny flaw in a way that ordinarily is covered by being part of a choral group. And, well, I haven't been singing very much over the past ten months or so, apart from the times when I was working on my own two videos. I'm out of shape.
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A Mary Sue should be able to raise a perfect family, lead an invasion, teach all of the people and animals of the world to be vegetarian, command a fleet, design an architectural wonder, write a world-changing book, obviate the need for money, build an impregnable defense, cure an incurable disease, restore the dying to health, re-interpret "orders" to mean what she wants, give orders that save the day, show them show them all, overcome a tragic past, solve problems that have stumped experts, outsmart any attempt at trickery, change her eye colour, destroy a computer with illogic, create a food synthesizer from pocket stuff, defeat the villains, outshine the heroes. Anything less is for background characters.

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