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I find it disturbing that the upcoming Hunger Games movie is being heavily promoted by a tie-in campaign by Subway.

There's a new chocolate cereal product called "Krave".  The name (and its spelling) make me twitch from the start.  Then there's the advertising.

A small brown square-ish thing wanders around, calling for its "mommy".  It finds a foil-wrapped chocolate bar lying down.  The foil opens, revealing the bar's squares; the little one screams in horror.  Then the bar squares leap on the little one and devour it to the last crumb, like the little blue goblin monsters in Galaxy Quest.  Then one of the bar squares starts "looking" around, calling for "baby?  baby?"

I am unable to fathom what message this is intended to convey.  The cereal is undead and rises from the foil crypt? The cereal is not only cannibalistic, but eats its own children?  At any rate, it doesn't inspire me to eat the stuff.  Quite the opposite.
 

Date: 2013-11-24 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henrytroup.livejournal.com
wash it down with some Soylent, for a real menu treat.

Date: 2013-11-24 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewline.livejournal.com
Yeah, this seems to be a habit with commercials in general, doesn't it? Many of them are scripted in such a way as to make the viewer question the sanity of the product's makers and/or customers and/or source material.

Remember Charlie the Tuna?

Date: 2013-11-24 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harvey-rrit.livejournal.com
LOL literally, re Subway.

It is, as I see it, the function of such as we to point out things that other people have not yet been disturbed by.

Nice one.

Date: 2013-11-24 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambiviolent.livejournal.com
...wow. I got nothin'.
Boy, am I ever glad we don't have cable, though.

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