The Cat

I'm thinking that we should rename Oxana to "Paris".

1. She is blonde, and has been bred for looks, not brains.  Very effectively.
2. She spends most of her time grooming herself.
3. She's very attention-seeking: "Look!  I'm pretty!"
4. She's innately destructive.
5. Many people are allergic to her.
6. Give her a bit of a skritch and she's in a semi-crouch with her butt in the air.