Canada Day

[bunsen_h]

I HAVE LOST MY LEGS

AND MY PROSTHETIC TAIL IS FROM SOME OTHER ANIMAL

AND MY FAKE MOUSTACHE HIDES WHERE MY REAL TEETH USED TO BE

BUT I THINK I COULD MOSTLY COPE

IF I DID NOT HAVE THIS FLAG IMPALING MY SHOULDER

I HOPE YOU HAVE  A HAPPY CANADA DAY

P.S. I DO LIKE PRETZELS
THOUGH MY DOCTOR SAYS THEY ARE BAD FOR ME

(ETA: Perhaps I should clarify that this is not my own work; it was bought from a local grocery store. If I had made it, it would have been either much better looking, or much wreckier.)

Comments

[resonant.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant.

[martianmooncrab.livejournal.com]

nice beaver...

[pameladean]

Excellent exegesis.

P.

[ambiviolent.livejournal.com]

LOL. And when I say LOL, I mean, no sarcasm, I am nearly incapcitated with laughter. Like, I couldn't post this comment immediately and am still struggling a little to type.