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Canada Day
Jul. 1st, 2015 09:34 pm
I HAVE LOST MY LEGS
AND MY PROSTHETIC TAIL IS FROM SOME OTHER ANIMAL
AND MY FAKE MOUSTACHE HIDES WHERE MY REAL TEETH USED TO BE
BUT I THINK I COULD MOSTLY COPE
IF I DID NOT HAVE THIS FLAG IMPALING MY SHOULDER
I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY CANADA DAY
P.S. I DO LIKE PRETZELS
THOUGH MY DOCTOR SAYS THEY ARE BAD FOR ME
(ETA: Perhaps I should clarify that this is not my own work; it was bought from a local grocery store. If I had made it, it would have been either much better looking, or much wreckier.)
