Canada Day

I HAVE LOST MY LEGS

AND MY PROSTHETIC TAIL IS FROM SOME OTHER ANIMAL

AND MY FAKE MOUSTACHE HIDES WHERE MY REAL TEETH USED TO BE

BUT I THINK I COULD MOSTLY COPE

IF I DID NOT HAVE THIS FLAG IMPALING MY SHOULDER

I HOPE YOU HAVE  A HAPPY CANADA DAY

P.S. I DO LIKE PRETZELS
THOUGH MY DOCTOR SAYS THEY ARE BAD FOR ME

(ETA: Perhaps I should clarify that this is not my own work; it was bought from a local grocery store. If I had made it, it would have been either much better looking, or much wreckier.)